Watching Guerilla Date with DBSk was borderline painful for me. Here’s why:
1. It was funny that Junsu was saying that he enjoyed walking outside again. I was like “huh?” you’re surrounded by tons of fans a good tenth of which are clinically insane and you enjoy this? Right…
2. I was surprised that someone knew the exact date of DBSK’s debut. I guess Korea puts more emphasis on debuts but even when I was younger and loved N’synch I had no idea what year they debuted (which once again could simply be due to my general laziness about these things).
3. The girl that “doesn’t like Jae Joong, but Loves him” kicked a girl in the head trying to get to DBSK and she cried. That’s relatively normal I assume, but she was a bit cuckoo. I loved Micky’s face during the entire thing he seemed so uncomfortable.
4. Yunho had to start dancing again. “Dance time for the friends”. Sit the fuck down, Yunho, just tap your feet quietly. Don’t you sometimes feel like Yunho is that friend you havethat is always making a spectacle of himself? But I do love how Yunho always hugs his fans, it’s really sweet because you know that makes their day.
5. Somehow Jaejoong reveals the women in his masturbation fantasies. Sorry, I’m crossing a line, but let’s be honest here. The guy asks him how he deals with loneliness that a guy feels (what kind of answer is he expecting?) and Jae Joong says he watched foreign movies because those actresses become main characters in his imagination. Oh Jaejoong, Jaejoong, Jaejoong…
6. Lastly, it was slightly painful because it led me to writing everything below(/after the jump).


