Haptic Take Two (Plus a Little Jun Ji Hyun)

I think it’s absurd that Jun Ji Hyun shot her commercials separately from the Dong Bang boys, but not quite as absurd as I find these commercials overly serious. (And hey, maybe she was busy…??)

The Anycall Haptic is an overpriced phone with lots of doo-hickeys on it. It has nothing to do with love or sorrow (it is, after all a cellphone). To be fair, the Anycall phone that BoA, Junsu and Tablo promoted had nothing to do with totalitarianism or Brazil but they were nice commercials that came with good songs. And at least the first set of DBSK Anycall commercials were fun and funny. These new commercials are just too much. I give you, Anycall “Colorful Love” (vomit). (After the jump!)

JaeJoong’s My Heart is Blue

Of course, they give the biggest drama queen in DBSK the sorrowful blue one. That single tear really cracked me up. If it had been any other member maybe not, but come one it’s JAEJOONG. Anyway, he’s crying because he’s remembering Jeon Ji Hyun. (Cue SHINee’s In My Room).

 

Yoochun and Changmin’s My Love isWhite (Love Triangle)

They box, sort of. And Jeon Ji Hyun shows up again. Besides the mention of touching her (which was slightly creepy) in the original DBSK Haptic commercials her presence is rather unnecessary. 

 

Junsu and Yunho’s Pink

Will Junsu forever be the wing man? Will he get to touch Jeon Ji Hyun? Will he ever get any? All these questions come to mind while watching this commercial and seeing Junsu watch awkwardly from behind while Yunho is on his date with Jeon Ji Hyun (who was photoshopped in.)

 

These commercials aren’t aesthetically pleasing. Marketing people over at Samsung’s Anycall has dropped the ball. Bring back fun and flirty! I don’t want to by phones that stir up unnecessary emotion and are insanely expensive. I don’t think I’m wrong in saying that these are pretty uninspired commercials. We’ve seen better.

12 Responses to “Haptic Take Two (Plus a Little Jun Ji Hyun)”

  1. akon Says:

    Just watched these clips a bit earlier and had the same reaction. All this for a phone? Really?! Then again, I knew I was in the minority because rabid fangirls were leaving orgasmic comments everywhere about the CF. Am I considered an anti then? <_<

  2. lolo Says:

    I think they looked nice. I don’t really agree with the concept though and the CF doesn’t fit the Anycall Haptic or any other phone for that matter.
    It just leaves you feeling ……… blegh xD
    But I think they look nice and artsy :D

  3. troubledmoi Says:

    lol. I didn’t like it all that much but I love that the boys look so darn fine in the cfs, as they always do. It’s just nice to see them everywhere, that’s why we’re (fangirls) spazzing. I thought the pink version was cute. You don’t? And the blue cf was erm.. ok, i guess, but the white was a total O.o. I didn’t like the white one. Honestly, Jun ji hyun bit was unnecessary. BUT WTV!!!! YUNHO LOOKS TOO CUTE ALL FLUSHED AND EMBARRASSED LIKE THAT! WWWWOOOOW!

  4. illdielaughing Says:

    Yeah Yunho has completely made looking adorable on cue an art haha
    and it’s nice to see the boys but they have no particular affect on me in such boring commercials. But I do feel sad for Junsu, who will never get a woman in an anycall commercial haha
    Love for these commercials has nothing to do with my love for DBSK of course.

  5. zerohundred Says:

    Maybe Jeon Ji Hyun was added later because they didn’t want Yunho to actually think he was on a date with his favorite lady *eye roll* LOL.

  6. candychu Says:

    Ohhh I finally got what you mean by “Will Junsu get any?” XD
    Well if you think about the Anyband CFs, he had Jin Bora!

  7. illdielaughing Says:

    oo please Jin Bora was into that piano haha

  8. akon Says:

    ^LOL.

    Junsu lost to a piano….that’s gonna sting for awhile. :P

  9. Amy Says:

    The only part I really liked was when Jae Joong was on the bed, I think, and the blue was bleeding everywhere. I thought that was creative and it was visually pleasing. The rest, not so much. But hey, I dig Junsu in pink jeans.

  10. candychu Says:

    ^Have you seen the “Red” version of Jae’s ad? The bleeding part looks super emo because its…well red XD

  11. eh? Says:

    your words sounds tasteless lol

    *sigh* i think Heechul should replace JJ since he is more like a drama queen pahaha.
    . Junsu? i think he doesn’t like that lady lol. rather have someone prettier than her.

  12. Mel Says:

    drama queen? get a life! it’s a freaking commercial.
    no one’s asking you to buy it. Vomit on yourself while your at it.

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