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…and his UFO responses.

I was soaring around the soompi dbsk forum when I saw minni3e post her favorite Changmin ufo responses I then had to go look at some more and I posted my favorite (of those I’ve read) as well. I was cracking up. Changmin is so witty, part bitchy and part cracked out (I mean that in the best possible, politically-incorrect way), I love it.

Fan: This is the first time I have observed an artist, the first time
I have woken up from thinking about them so much that I want
to cry. You’re the first person to have this effect on me.
Min: Don’t cry, or your eyes will be puffy ^ __ ^

Fan: Changmin oppa, please marry me! I have confidence you will lead a happy life.
Min: I have no confidence.

Fan: Oppa do you like girls who fart loudly and smell? Would you like girls with bad breath?
Min: Would you like emissions of carbon dioxide? Nuclear weapons?

Fan: Changmin-ah I find your adam’s apple so sexy when you scream………………
Changmin: You have unique taste

Fan: I’m hungry…………….I think I’m going to die. If I eat now I’ll get fat so I won’t
Changmin: Do you want to be skinny and die or eat and live?

Fan: Yunho oppa! If you don’t reply you have to marry me.
Changmin: I saved Yunho hyung’s life.

Fan: &%*^(^&*)*)(
Changmin: what are you trying to say?

Fan: I know Changmin oppa didn’t go to bed yet!! haha, caught you!
Changmin: I didn’t go to bed, but I never hid either.

Fan: Changmin-ah, I failed… ha.. What is D
If I get all A+ next time, will you pat my head??
Changmin: Talk when you get an A

Fan: I want to be your warm bed for one day…
Changmin: This kind of matter should not be decided by you!!

These are my favorite because of the fan questions:

Fan: Oppa, let’s spend a passionate night together. [**PRICELESS**]
Jaejoong: hahah, lets go to japan!

Fan: Jaejoong oppa, yunho and I had a date, but Yunho oppa didn’t show up. please tell him to come out! [Uhhhh.....]
Yunho: calling me directly would be much easier. This way is complicated.

Fan: If you don’t reply, I will wear my gym clothes and wait.. [Why so specific?]
Changmin: Go to school.

Fan: Changmin-ah, do you possibly eat poop too..?
Changmin: What^^?

Fan: Oppa, how was oppa born???? How are babies born????
[Changmin: Go learn at the beautiful children’s program called sex ed. organized by the lady
Fan: Please teach me I want to hear it from oppa
Changmin: Be quiet!!!!

I’m sure the more dedicated DBSK fans have already read these but reading them again won’t hurt because they are awesome.